{"product_id":"garage-fix-anything-except-stupid-custom-acrylic-sign","title":"Garage Fix Anything Except Stupid Custom Acrylic Sign | Personalised Man Cave \u0026 Shed Sign | Australian Made","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a bold and humorous touch to any garage, shed, man cave or workshop with our \u003cstrong\u003eGarage Fix Anything Except Stupid Custom Acrylic Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e — designed and made by us in Australia. Add your own name and we’ll create a sign that’s uniquely yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for dads, husbands, mechanics, tradies, and anyone who loves their shed or garage. Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, and Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🖨️ Personalisation — Your Sign, Your Way\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a fully personalised custom sign with YOUR choice of text and design. Simply advise your text when ordering, or we will get in touch once we receive your order if you miss advising any information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe default sign reads: \u003cstrong\u003e“[Your Name] Garage — I can fix anything except stupid”\u003c\/strong\u003e — simply let us know your name and we’ll personalise it for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🛂 Ordering Options — Choose Your Preference\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe offer two style options so you can display your Garage Sign exactly how you like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003ePlaque Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e — comes as a flat plaque with no pre-drilled holes. Attach using double-sided tape, adhesive strips, or your preferred hanging method from your local hardware store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🪝 \u003cstrong\u003eHanging Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e — comes with metal wire attached at the top corners, ready to hang from any nail, screw, or hook.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e✅ Product Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium acrylic construction — waterproof and weather resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark slate finish with wrench graphic and bold lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUp to 5 year outdoor durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAustralian designed and made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes (approximate):\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall\u003c\/strong\u003e — 15cm x 9cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge\u003c\/strong\u003e — 28cm x 17cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eX Large\u003c\/strong\u003e — 37cm x 22cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e⭐ Key Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFully personalised\u003c\/strong\u003e — add your name to make it uniquely yours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny garage quote\u003c\/strong\u003e — “I can fix anything except stupid”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold wrench graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e — rugged, masculine workshop design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 sizes available\u003c\/strong\u003e — small to XLarge to suit any space\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChoice of Plaque or Hanging\u003c\/strong\u003e — select at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWaterproof acrylic\u003c\/strong\u003e — suitable for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian made\u003c\/strong\u003e — designed and produced locally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎨 Popular Sign Wording Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003e[Your Name]’s Garage — I can fix anything except stupid\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eDad’s Garage — I can fix anything except stupid\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eThe [Family Name] Workshop\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eGrandad’s Shed — I can fix anything except stupid\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eWarning: Genius at Work\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eThe Man Cave — Enter at Your Own Risk\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003e[Name]’s Workshop — Tools Down at Beer O’Clock\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eTradie HQ — [Your Name]\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eThe Fix-It Shop — Established [Year]\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cem\u003eNo Stupid Questions… Actually, Yes There Are\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ Important Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDO NOT DRILL\u003c\/strong\u003e — if you need pre-drilled holes, add a note at checkout with the exact location and we will pre-drill for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlight colour variations may occur due to screen differences — all care is taken for the best possible finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor imperfections may occur as each sign is individually handcrafted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo refunds or returns on custom orders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🚚 Postage \u0026amp; 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