{"product_id":"mother-cluckers-where-the-shit-starts-personalised-rusty-metal-coop-sign","title":"Mother Cluckers Where the Shit Starts — Personalised Rusty Metal Steel Coop Sign — Australian Made","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a bold, hilarious touch to your chicken coop or backyard with our \u003cstrong\u003eMother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts\u003c\/strong\u003e rusty metal steel sign! This cheeky, ready-to-hang sign is perfect for chicken keepers with a sense of humour. Handcrafted right here in Australia from quality steel, each sign develops a stunning natural rustic patina over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🐔 About This Sign\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for the \u003cstrong\u003efixed-wording sign\u003c\/strong\u003e that reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"[Your Name] Mother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimply let us know your name when ordering and we'll add it to the sign exactly as shown. No other custom wording options are available for this listing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Available Sizes (Approximate)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e56.6cm x 66cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e66.6cm x 60cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e76.6cm x 69cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e86.6cm x 77.9cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePremium Australian Made Quality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted in Australia from quality steel, each sign is cut and finished to create a stunning rustic piece that will develop a beautiful natural patina over time — no two signs are exactly alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRusty Metal Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our signature rustic corten-style steel with a weathered, rusty patina. The sign arrives ready to display or paint, and the rusty finish will continue to develop character over time while remaining weather-resistant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e You can speed up the rusting process by applying a vinegar, water, and salt solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Quality Australian steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rusty metal \/ corten-style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWording:\u003c\/strong\u003e [Your Name] Mother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeather Resistant:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly Australian Made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Fixed wording — [Your Name] Mother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Just tell us your name at checkout — we do the rest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Australian made quality steel construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Rusty corten-style finish — develops beautiful natural patina\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Weather resistant for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Four size options available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Makes a perfect gift for chicken lovers and hobby farmers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChicken coops and hen houses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackyard chicken keepers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHobby farms and homesteads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFarmhouse kitchens and country home décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor wall art for chicken lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for the crazy chicken lady in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates a good laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSelect your size, then simply leave us your name in the order notes at checkout — or contact us after ordering. We'll get your sign made and on its way!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSteel naturally weathers and develops rustic patina over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRusty finish is weather-resistant and designed to age beautifully\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan be sealed, painted, or left to develop natural patina\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eManufacturing \u0026amp; Delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to Order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our metal signs are made to order and labour intensive. Please allow up to 5 business days for manufacturing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePostage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to size and weight, additional postage costs may apply. You will be contacted with a quote if needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpress Post:\u003c\/strong\u003e May not be available to certain addresses due to location, weight, and size. Additional charges or refunds will be quoted if applicable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to Order:\u003c\/strong\u003e This sign is made specifically for you once your name is confirmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Returns:\u003c\/strong\u003e As this is a made-to-order product, we cannot accept returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rusty steel develops a natural patina over time. 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