{"product_id":"warning-dont-touch-my-shit-rustic-sign","title":"Warning Don't Touch My Shit Rustic Sign | Aussie Made","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWarning Don't Touch My Shit Rustic Sign | Aussie Made\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake your point with a grin. Our \u003cstrong\u003eWarning Don't Touch My Shit Rustic Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs a weathered red WARNING banner with bold black lettering on a distressed cream timber-look background. Designed and made in Australia by our small family-owned team, this acrylic sign brings a cheeky vintage touch to a workshop, garage, shed or home office. \u003cstrong\u003eIt's a printed timber-look design, not a timber sign.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 Standard Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe supplied design reads \u003cstrong\u003e“WARNING — DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT”\u003c\/strong\u003e and has square outer corners. Need different wording? Add your requested text in the order notes at checkout or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/therenmystore.com.au\/pages\/contact\"\u003esend us a message\u003c\/a\u003e. If no custom instructions are provided, the standard design will be supplied.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📐 Available Sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall: 15 × 9 cm (approx. 5.9 × 3.5 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge: 28 × 17 cm (approx. 11 × 6.7 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eX Large: 37 × 22 cm (approx. 14.6 × 8.7 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eXX Large: 50 × 30 cm (approx. 19.7 × 11.8 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed something bigger? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/therenmystore.com.au\/pages\/contact\"\u003eContact us\u003c\/a\u003e to discuss custom large-format signage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🪧 Hanging Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHanging Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e — metal wire attached at both top corners, ready to hang from a suitable nail or screw.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlaque Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e — flat plaque with no hanging attachments. Use suitable adhesive or tape, or request pre-drilled holes for fixings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your style and size from the options at checkout. One acrylic sign is supplied. Lifestyle images show display ideas; visible screws in a mockup do not mean your sign comes pre-drilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Mounting Ideas — Wall, Fence, Gate \u0026amp; More\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdhesive or tape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use suitable heavy-duty outdoor double-sided tape, such as 3M VHB, on a clean, dry, compatible surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScrews:\u003c\/strong\u003e Request pre-drilled holes and give the exact positions when ordering. Use appropriate fixings for the surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCommand strips:\u003c\/strong\u003e May suit some smooth indoor surfaces within the manufacturer's instructions and weight limits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLetterbox or post:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use suitable outdoor-rated tape or request holes for screws, depending on the surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🌱 Stake Mounting — Ground \u0026amp; Roadside Display\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor a driveway or garden display, secure the plaque sign to a suitable timber or metal stake. Request pre-drilled holes and specify their positions if using screws or ties. For a no-holes option, apply heavy-duty exterior-grade mounting tape to the back and press it onto a clean, flat stake face. Tape adhesion varies with surface and weather; for high-wind or permanent locations, use suitable mechanical fixings. A 40–50 mm wide flat stake may suit smaller signs; for the 50 × 30 cm size, use a sturdy stake or two supports for stability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e✅ Key Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRustic red-and-cream distressed timber-look artwork with bold black lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcrylic sign with square outer corners; designed for indoor or outdoor display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour sizes, from 15 × 9 cm to 50 × 30 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoice of hanging-wire or flat-plaque style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-drilled holes available on request for wall, post or stake mounting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo-holes plaque mounting option using suitable heavy-duty outdoor tape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and made in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorkshops, garages, sheds and tool areas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHome offices and craft spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMan caves and personal spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for mates, dads and anyone protective of their gear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e💬 Popular Sign Wording Ideas\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't Touch My Shit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHands Off My Tools\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't Touch My Stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrivate Workspace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHands Off My Desk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep Out of My Workshop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo Not Touch My Gear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLook, Don't Touch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDO NOT DRILL or pierce the acrylic yourself\u003c\/strong\u003e as it may crack or be damaged. Request any pre-drilled holes and their exact locations when ordering or message us promptly after placing your order. As our signs are made by our small family team, slight variations may occur; colours may also appear different on screens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📋 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelect Hanging Sign or Plaque Sign, then choose your size. Add any different wording or hole positions in your order notes at checkout or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/therenmystore.com.au\/pages\/contact\"\u003esend us a message\u003c\/a\u003e. No instructions? We'll supply the standard \u003cstrong\u003e“WARNING — DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT”\u003c\/strong\u003e design. Allow up to 3 business days for manufacturing before dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our Australian family-owned business. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/therenmystore.com.au\/collections\/all\"\u003eShop our collections\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Renmy Store","offers":[{"title":"Plaque Sign \/ Small 15x9cm","offer_id":67581725802725,"sku":"P38277S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Plaque Sign \/ Large 28x17cm","offer_id":67581725835493,"sku":"P38278S","price":43.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Plaque Sign \/ X Large 37x22cm","offer_id":67581725868261,"sku":"P38279S","price":57.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Plaque Sign \/ XX Large 50x30cm","offer_id":67581725901029,"sku":"P38280S","price":81.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hanging Sign \/ Small 15x9cm","offer_id":67581725933797,"sku":"P38281S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hanging Sign \/ Large 28x17cm","offer_id":67581725966565,"sku":"P38282S","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hanging Sign \/ X Large 37x22cm","offer_id":67581725999333,"sku":"P38283S","price":58.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hanging Sign \/ XX Large 50x30cm","offer_id":67581726032101,"sku":"P38284S","price":84.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1173\/7996\/files\/vintage-warning-sign-on-a-garage-door.png?v=1790569400","url":"https:\/\/therenmystore.com.au\/products\/warning-dont-touch-my-shit-rustic-sign","provider":"The Renmy Store Homewares \u0026 Gifts ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}