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Whatever I'm Retired Wall Clock 30cm 60cm Funny Aussie Made

Whatever I'm Retired Wall Clock 30cm 60cm Funny Aussie Made

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Regular price $33.95 AUD
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FAQ: Custom Text & other special requests information

📝 Custom Text & Personalisation Instructions

How to Send Your Custom Text:
At checkout, add your custom wording in the Order Notes section. Alternatively, message us after purchasing. If we don't receive instructions, we'll contact you before starting.

✍️ Text Formatting:
Tell us exactly how you want your text to appear - including capital letters, punctuation, spacing, and line breaks.

  • Examples: "WELCOME TO OUR HOME" or "Est. 2024"
  • Be specific! The clearer your instructions, the better your result.

🎨 Fonts & Images:
Yes! We can change fonts or add simple images. Choose from our range or describe the style you're after when ordering.

❌ Deletions & Changes:
Let us know if you'd like any text or design elements removed or modified from the original.

⏱️ Production & Delivery:

  • Manufacturing: 1-3 business days
  • Posting: Monday to Friday
  • Delivery: Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days
  • Express Post available for faster delivery

👀 Previews:
We don't offer previews for simple text changes. For complex designs, we can provide one computer image for your approval - just request this when ordering. Note: Complex design changes may incur graphic art charges for more than one change after proof is given.

🔧 Hole Drilling (for signs):
Specify drilling locations - e.g., "top corners," "center top," or exact measurements.

🎁 Gift Messages:
Include any gift message and where you'd like it placed.

📄 Tax Invoice:
Let us know if you need a tax invoice with your order.

📌 Other Special Requests:
Share delivery instructions, timing requirements, or any other customization details.

💡 Pro Tip:
More detail = better results! Questions? Contact us after ordering via messages or text Renee at 0414 188 118. We're here to help!

Whatever I'm Retired Wall Clock 30cm 60cm Funny - Aussie Made

Celebrate retirement with humor and style! This funny rustic wood look clock featuring "Whatever I'm Retired" is the perfect gift for anyone embracing their well-earned retirement. Handcrafted in Australia by a passionate husband and wife team, this clock combines humor with quality craftsmanship to create a memorable retirement gift.

The lighthearted "Whatever I'm Retired" message captures the carefree spirit of retirement life - no more deadlines, no more schedules, just time to enjoy life at your own pace. Perfect for retirees who appreciate a good laugh and want to celebrate their newfound freedom!

Available Sizes

  • Small Wall Clock: 30cm diameter (approximately 30cm Wide x 0.3cm Thick x 30cm High)
  • Large Wall Clock: 60cm diameter (approximately 60cm Wide x 0.6cm Thick x 60cm High)

Premium Quality Construction

  • Australian handmade quality
  • Handcrafted by Australian husband and wife team in Queensland
  • Made from quality MDF wood
  • Rustic wood look finish
  • Lightweight construction - easy to hang
  • Silent quality quartz clock mechanism - no ticking sound
  • Precision timekeeping
  • Easy to read numbers
  • Durable construction built to last
  • Professional finish
  • Requires 1 x AA battery (not included)

Key Features

  • Australian handmade quality - supporting Aussie families
  • Funny "Whatever I'm Retired" message
  • Rustic wood look design
  • Silent quality quartz mechanism - peaceful, no ticking
  • Available in 30cm or 60cm diameter
  • Made from quality MDF - lightweight and easy to hang
  • Perfect retirement gift
  • Humor and functionality combined
  • Easy to read
  • Durable construction
  • Free Australia-wide delivery

Perfect For

  • Retirement gifts and celebrations
  • Retirees' homes and man caves
  • Retirement party decorations
  • Living rooms and family rooms
  • Home offices and studies
  • Kitchens and dining areas
  • Gift for newly retired colleagues
  • Retirement farewell presents
  • Birthday gifts for retirees
  • Christmas presents for retired family
  • Funny retirement humor gifts
  • Unique retirement memorabilia

Why Retirees Love This Clock

Retirement is a time to relax, enjoy life, and do things on your own schedule - or no schedule at all! This clock perfectly captures that carefree retirement spirit with its humorous "Whatever I'm Retired" message. It's a daily reminder to enjoy the freedom of retirement and not take life too seriously. The rustic wood look adds warmth and character to any space while the silent mechanism ensures peaceful relaxation.

Gift Ideas

This retirement clock makes an exceptional gift for:

  • Retirement parties and celebrations
  • Colleagues retiring from work
  • Teachers retiring after years of service
  • Parents and grandparents retiring
  • Friends entering retirement
  • Retirement farewell gifts
  • Milestone birthday for retirees (60th, 65th, 70th)
  • Christmas gifts for retired family
  • Just because - celebrate retirement life

Retirement Humor

The "Whatever I'm Retired" message resonates with retirees everywhere who are enjoying their newfound freedom from work schedules, deadlines, and obligations. It's a lighthearted way to celebrate the transition from working life to retirement leisure. This clock brings a smile every time you check the time - or decide that time doesn't matter anymore!

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with soft dry cloth
  • Avoid harsh chemicals
  • Requires 1 x AA battery (not included)
  • Silent quality quartz mechanism for peaceful environment
  • Lightweight MDF construction makes hanging easy
  • Suitable for any room in your home

Important Note

Please note our large clocks hands are slightly different and only two hands not 3. (No seconds hand)

Why Choose The Renmy Store

We're a dedicated Australian husband and wife team handcrafting unique wall clocks from our Queensland workshop. Every clock is individually made to order, ensuring quality control and supporting local small business. Discover our forever expanding selection of one-of-a-kind clocks and designs. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram to stay updated on new products. Shop with lots of joy!

Packaging & Delivery

Carefully packaged to ensure safe delivery. Australia-wide delivery. Free delivery included. We use Australia Post letter and parcel delivery service. To get estimated delivery times in your area visit Australia Post Website.

Postage Note for Large Clocks:

Our Large 60cm Wall Clocks are expensive to post so we can't offer Express Postage to NT, WA, TAS, some rural & remote locations in Australia. If you pay for Express Postage and further charges apply we will contact you for the difference or alternative options.

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Shipping & Returns

📦 Fast Australia-wide Shipping Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days. We ship mostly via Australia Post with tracking included. Delivery times vary by location (typically 2–7 business days after dispatch; international items take up to 20 business days to arrive).

↩️ 30-Day Returns Policy We offer a 30-day return policy from the date of purchase. Items must be unused and in original condition. Contact us to arrange a return. Please note, returns are not accepted on soaps or custom-made items. Large and oversized items are also excluded from our returns policy due to the significant postage and handling costs involved.

🙋 Quality Guaranteed We're confident in our craftsmanship. If you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right.

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International Customers

We can post our Aussie Made Signs and Wall Clocks to the United States, New Zealand and Canada. We've discounted the postage for you and offer Express Postage.

Please note:
Orders posted outside of Australia you will be responsible for any import costs to the shipping carrier, including duties, import taxes, or brokerage / disbursement fees upon delivery. Contact your local government departments for further information. No refunds or returns on international orders will be accepted for any customs bills not paid.