• Clock Wall Whatever I'm Retired Blue Aussie Made - The Renmy Store Homewares & Gifts
  • Clock Wall Whatever I'm Retired Blue Aussie Made - The Renmy Store Homewares & Gifts
  • Clock Wall Whatever I'm Retired Blue Aussie Made - The Renmy Store Homewares & Gifts
  • Clock Wall Whatever I'm Retired Blue Aussie Made - The Renmy Store Homewares & Gifts
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Whatever I'm Retired Blue Wall Clock 30cm 60cm - Aussie Made

Whatever I'm Retired Blue Wall Clock 30cm 60cm - Aussie Made

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$33.95 AUD
$33.95 AUD
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📝 Custom Text & Personalisation Instructions

How to Send Your Custom Text:
At checkout, add your custom wording in the Order Notes section. Alternatively, message us after purchasing. If we don't receive instructions, we'll contact you before starting.

✍️ Text Formatting:
Tell us exactly how you want your text to appear - including capital letters, punctuation, spacing, and line breaks.

  • Examples: "WELCOME TO OUR HOME" or "Est. 2024"
  • Be specific! The clearer your instructions, the better your result.

🎨 Fonts & Images:
Yes! We can change fonts or add simple images. Choose from our range or describe the style you're after when ordering.

❌ Deletions & Changes:
Let us know if you'd like any text or design elements removed or modified from the original.

⏱️ Production & Delivery:

  • Manufacturing: 1-3 business days
  • Posting: Monday to Friday
  • Delivery: Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days
  • Express Post available for faster delivery

👀 Previews:
We don't offer previews for simple text changes. For complex designs, we can provide one computer image for your approval - just request this when ordering. Note: Complex design changes may incur graphic art charges for more than one change after proof is given.

🔧 Hole Drilling (for signs):
Specify drilling locations - e.g., "top corners," "center top," or exact measurements.

🎁 Gift Messages:
Include any gift message and where you'd like it placed.

📄 Tax Invoice:
Let us know if you need a tax invoice with your order.

📌 Other Special Requests:
Share delivery instructions, timing requirements, or any other customization details.

💡 Pro Tip:
More detail = better results! Questions? Contact us after ordering via messages or text Renee at 0414 188 118. We're here to help!

Whatever I'm Retired Blue Wall Clock 30cm 60cm — Aussie Made

The perfect gift for anyone who has earned the right to say it — "Whatever, I'm Retired!" This hilarious and charming wall clock is made and designed in Australia by Mick and Renee. With its rustic blue timber-look finish and cheeky retirement message, this clock is guaranteed to raise a smile every time someone checks the time. Made from quality MDF — lightweight and easy to hang — it's a brilliant retirement gift that keeps on giving!

Available Sizes

  • Small — 30cm diameter
  • Large — 60cm diameter

⚠️ Please Note — 60cm Size Differences

The 60cm large clock has a slightly different background colour to the 30cm — please refer to the product images showing the larger clock to see the exact finish. The 60cm clock also features white hands and has two hands only (no seconds hand).

Premium Quality Construction

  • Made and designed in Australia by Mick and Renee
  • Made from quality MDF — lightweight and easy to hang
  • Clock Mechanism: Quality silent quartz movement (no ticking!)
  • Precision timekeeping
  • Easy to read numbers and design
  • Durable construction built to last
  • Professional finish

Key Features

  • Made and designed in Australia by Mick and Renee
  • Made from quality MDF — lightweight and easy to hang
  • Clock Mechanism: Quality silent quartz movement (no ticking!)
  • Available in 30cm or 60cm diameter
  • Full custom designs available — contact us with your needs
  • “Whatever, I’m Retired!” rustic blue timber-look design
  • Funny, unique, and totally one-of-a-kind
  • Easy to read
  • Durable construction
  • Free Australia-wide delivery
  • Bulk wholesale available

Why You'll Love It

  • Silent quartz mechanism — no annoying ticking, perfect for the home office & living room
  • Hilarious “Whatever, I’m Retired!” message — guaranteed to get a laugh every time
  • Beautiful rustic blue timber-look finish — funny AND stylish
  • The ultimate retirement gift that will be treasured and talked about for years

Perfect For

  • Retirees and anyone celebrating retirement
  • Retirement parties and farewell work send-offs
  • Home offices, studies, and living rooms
  • Man caves and sheds
  • Farmhouse, rustic, and coastal-style interiors
  • Anyone with a great sense of humour
  • Birthday and Christmas gifts
  • Novelty and fun gift ideas
  • Feature wall statement pieces
  • Wholesale stockists

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with soft dry cloth
  • Avoid harsh chemicals
  • Requires 1 x AA battery (not included)
  • Silent quality quartz mechanism for peaceful environment
  • Lightweight MDF construction makes hanging easy
  • Suitable for any room in your home

Important Note

Please note our large 60cm clocks have only two hands, not three. (No seconds hand) Hands on the 60cm are white.

Bulk & Wholesale

Wholesale pricing available for retailers and bulk orders. Stock our unique Australian made range in your store. Contact us for wholesale enquiries and pricing.

Packaging & Delivery

Carefully packaged to ensure safe delivery. Australia-wide delivery. Free delivery included.

Postage Note for Large Clocks:

Our Large 60cm Wall Clocks are expensive to post so we can't offer Express Postage to NT, WA, TAS, some rural & remote locations in Australia. If you pay for Express Postage and further charges apply we will contact you for the difference or alternative options.

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Shipping & Returns

📦 Fast Australia-wide Shipping Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days. We ship mostly via Australia Post with tracking included. Delivery times vary by location (typically 2–7 business days after dispatch; international items take up to 20 business days to arrive).

↩️ 30-Day Returns Policy We offer a 30-day return policy from the date of purchase. Items must be unused and in original condition. Contact us to arrange a return. Please note, returns are not accepted on soaps or custom-made items. Large and oversized items are also excluded from our returns policy due to the significant postage and handling costs involved.

🙋 Quality Guaranteed We're confident in our craftsmanship. If you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right.

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We can post our Aussie Made Signs and Wall Clocks to the United States, New Zealand and Canada. We've discounted the postage for you and offer Express Postage.

Please note:
Orders posted outside of Australia you will be responsible for any import costs to the shipping carrier, including duties, import taxes, or brokerage / disbursement fees upon delivery. Contact your local government departments for further information. No refunds or returns on international orders will be accepted for any customs bills not paid.

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