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Mother Cluckers Where the Shit Starts — Personalised Rusty Metal Steel Coop Sign — Australian Made

Regular price $149.95 AUD
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FAQ: Custom Text & other special requests information

📝 Custom Text & Personalisation Instructions

How to Send Your Custom Text:
At checkout, add your custom wording in the Order Notes section. Alternatively, message us after purchasing. If we don't receive instructions, we'll contact you before starting.

✍️ Text Formatting:
Tell us exactly how you want your text to appear - including capital letters, punctuation, spacing, and line breaks.

  • Examples: "WELCOME TO OUR HOME" or "Est. 2024"
  • Be specific! The clearer your instructions, the better your result.

🎨 Fonts & Images:
Yes! We can change fonts or add simple images. Choose from our range or describe the style you're after when ordering.

❌ Deletions & Changes:
Let us know if you'd like any text or design elements removed or modified from the original.

⏱️ Production & Delivery:

  • Manufacturing: 1-3 business days
  • Posting: Monday to Friday
  • Delivery: Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days
  • Express Post available for faster delivery

👀 Previews:
We don't offer previews for simple text changes. For complex designs, we can provide one computer image for your approval - just request this when ordering. Note: Complex design changes may incur graphic art charges for more than one change after proof is given.

🔧 Hole Drilling (for signs):
Specify drilling locations - e.g., "top corners," "center top," or exact measurements.

🎁 Gift Messages:
Include any gift message and where you'd like it placed.

📄 Tax Invoice:
Let us know if you need a tax invoice with your order.

📌 Other Special Requests:
Share delivery instructions, timing requirements, or any other customization details.

💡 Pro Tip:
More detail = better results! Questions? Contact us after ordering via messages or text Renee at 0414 188 118. We're here to help!

Add a bold, hilarious touch to your chicken coop or backyard with our Mother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts rusty metal steel sign! This cheeky, ready-to-hang sign is perfect for chicken keepers with a sense of humour. Handcrafted right here in Australia from quality steel, each sign develops a stunning natural rustic patina over time.

🐔 About This Sign

This listing is for the fixed-wording sign that reads:

"[Your Name] Mother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts"

Simply let us know your name when ordering and we'll add it to the sign exactly as shown. No other custom wording options are available for this listing.

📐 Available Sizes (Approximate)

  • 56.6cm x 66cm
  • 66.6cm x 60cm
  • 76.6cm x 69cm
  • 86.6cm x 77.9cm

Premium Australian Made Quality

Handcrafted in Australia from quality steel, each sign is cut and finished to create a stunning rustic piece that will develop a beautiful natural patina over time — no two signs are exactly alike.

Material & Finish

Rusty Metal Finish: Our signature rustic corten-style steel with a weathered, rusty patina. The sign arrives ready to display or paint, and the rusty finish will continue to develop character over time while remaining weather-resistant.

Pro Tip: You can speed up the rusting process by applying a vinegar, water, and salt solution.

Size & Specifications

  • Material: Quality Australian steel
  • Finish: Rusty metal / corten-style
  • Wording: [Your Name] Mother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts
  • Weather Resistant: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
  • Origin: Proudly Australian Made

Key Features

  • ✅ Fixed wording — [Your Name] Mother Cluckers — Where the Shit Starts
  • ✅ Just tell us your name at checkout — we do the rest
  • ✅ Australian made quality steel construction
  • ✅ Rusty corten-style finish — develops beautiful natural patina
  • ✅ Weather resistant for indoor and outdoor use
  • ✅ Four size options available
  • ✅ Makes a perfect gift for chicken lovers and hobby farmers

Perfect For

  • Chicken coops and hen houses
  • Backyard chicken keepers
  • Hobby farms and homesteads
  • Farmhouse kitchens and country home décor
  • Indoor wall art for chicken lovers
  • Gifts for the crazy chicken lady in your life
  • Anyone who appreciates a good laugh

How to Order

Select your size, then simply leave us your name in the order notes at checkout — or contact us after ordering. We'll get your sign made and on its way!

Care Instructions

  • Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
  • Steel naturally weathers and develops rustic patina over time
  • Rusty finish is weather-resistant and designed to age beautifully
  • Can be sealed, painted, or left to develop natural patina

Manufacturing & Delivery

Made to Order: Our metal signs are made to order and labour intensive. Please allow up to 5 business days for manufacturing.

Postage: Due to size and weight, additional postage costs may apply. You will be contacted with a quote if needed.

Express Post: May not be available to certain addresses due to location, weight, and size. Additional charges or refunds will be quoted if applicable.

Important Information

Made to Order: This sign is made specifically for you once your name is confirmed.

No Returns: As this is a made-to-order product, we cannot accept returns.

Material Note: Rusty steel develops a natural patina over time. Surface rust and weathering are part of the authentic vintage aesthetic and will vary between signs.

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Shipping & Returns

📦 Fast Australia-wide Shipping Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days. We ship mostly via Australia Post with tracking included. Delivery times vary by location (typically 2–7 business days after dispatch; international items take up to 20 business days to arrive).

↩️ 30-Day Returns Policy We offer a 30-day return policy from the date of purchase. Items must be unused and in original condition. Contact us to arrange a return. Please note, returns are not accepted on soaps or custom-made items. Large and oversized items are also excluded from our returns policy due to the significant postage and handling costs involved.

🙋 Quality Guaranteed We're confident in our craftsmanship. If you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right.

Outdoor Signs

Our Signs are suitable and ready to use out doors! Be sure to see our great range now

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International Customers

We can post our Aussie Made Signs and Wall Clocks to the United States, New Zealand and Canada. We've discounted the postage for you and offer Express Postage.

Please note:
Orders posted outside of Australia you will be responsible for any import costs to the shipping carrier, including duties, import taxes, or brokerage / disbursement fees upon delivery. Contact your local government departments for further information. No refunds or returns on international orders will be accepted for any customs bills not paid.