The Renmy Store
No Soliciting Seriously Sign | Funny Custom Front Door Decor Aussie Made
FAQ: Custom Text & other special requests information
FAQ: Custom Text & other special requests information
📝 Custom Text & Personalisation Instructions
How to Send Your Custom Text:
At checkout, add your custom wording in the Order Notes section. Alternatively, message us after purchasing. If we don't receive instructions, we'll contact you before starting.
✍️ Text Formatting:
Tell us exactly how you want your text to appear - including capital letters, punctuation, spacing, and line breaks.
- Examples: "WELCOME TO OUR HOME" or "Est. 2024"
- Be specific! The clearer your instructions, the better your result.
🎨 Fonts & Images:
Yes! We can change fonts or add simple images. Choose from our range or describe the style you're after when ordering.
❌ Deletions & Changes:
Let us know if you'd like any text or design elements removed or modified from the original.
⏱️ Production & Delivery:
- Manufacturing: 1-3 business days
- Posting: Monday to Friday
- Delivery: Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days
- Express Post available for faster delivery
👀 Previews:
We don't offer previews for simple text changes. For complex designs, we can provide one computer image for your approval - just request this when ordering. Note: Complex design changes may incur graphic art charges for more than one change after proof is given.
🔧 Hole Drilling (for signs):
Specify drilling locations - e.g., "top corners," "center top," or exact measurements.
🎁 Gift Messages:
Include any gift message and where you'd like it placed.
📄 Tax Invoice:
Let us know if you need a tax invoice with your order.
📌 Other Special Requests:
Share delivery instructions, timing requirements, or any other customization details.
💡 Pro Tip:
More detail = better results! Questions? Contact us after ordering via messages or text Renee at 0414 188 118. We're here to help!
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No Soliciting Seriously Sign | Funny Custom Front Door Decor Aussie Made
We mean it — seriously! Our No Soliciting. Seriously. Don’t Ring the Bell. Don’t Make it Weird. sign is the perfectly passive-aggressive way to deter unwanted visitors while keeping your sense of humour intact. Featuring a classic white background with elegant black text, this stylish acrylic sign suits any front door, gate, fence, or property entrance. Handcrafted right here in Australia by our husband and wife team from quality weatherproof acrylic — because your peace and quiet is worth protecting!
Sign Details
- Default text: "No Soliciting. Seriously. Don’t Ring the Bell. Don’t Make it Weird."
- Finish: Classic white background with black text
- Material: Quality weatherproof acrylic
- Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
- Australian made and designed
✏️ Want Custom Wording? Yes We Can!
We can change the wording to suit your household! Simply advise your preferred text when ordering — or send us a message after purchasing and we’ll get it sorted.
💡 Popular Custom Wording Ideas:
- "No Soliciting. We’ve already found Jesus. And our electricity provider."
- "No Soliciting. No Exceptions. Not Even You."
- "No Knock. No Ring. No Thanks."
- "Do Not Disturb. We’re Napping."
- "No Soliciting. The Dog Bites. The Owner Doesn’t Care."
- "No Soliciting. Introverts Live Here."
- "Please Do Not Ring Bell — Baby Sleeping"
- Or any wording of your choice — make it completely personal!
Sign Sizes
- Small — 15cm x 9cm
- Large — 28cm x 17cm
- X Large — 37cm x 22cm
- XX Large — 50cm x 30cm
Sign Options
- Plaque Sign — comes as a plaque with no hanging attachments; easy to attach any hanging mount or tape to the back (available at your local hardware store).
- Hanging Sign — comes with metal wire pre-attached at each top corner, ready to hang from any nail, screw, or hook.
Key Features
- Australian made and designed — supporting local small business
- Quality weatherproof acrylic — durable for indoor and outdoor use
- Classic white & black design — suits any home style
- Funny and effective — deters unwanted visitors with a smile!
- Custom wording available — personalise to suit your household
- Available in 4 sizes — Small through to XX Large 50x30cm
- Available as Plaque or Hanging Sign
- Lightweight — easy to hang on front doors, gates, and fences
- WEATHER RESISTANT — suitable for indoor & outdoor use
- Bulk wholesale available
Perfect For
- Front doors, gates, and property entrances
- Fences and garden walls
- Introverts and anyone who values their peace and quiet!
- Home offices and work-from-home households
- Housewarming, birthday, and Christmas gifts
- Secret Santa and white elephant gifts
- Funny gift for anyone with a great sense of humour
- Wholesale stockists
Please Note
- Signs are made and designed in Australia — not machine perfect. Slight imperfections and colour variations may occur.
- ⚠️ DO NOT DRILL OUR ACRYLIC SIGNS — drilling may damage the material. Use the included wire or adhesive options only. If pre-drilled holes are needed, leave a note at checkout with the exact location.
- No refunds or returns on custom design requests.
- Thank you for supporting our small family owned and operated Australian business ❤️
Delivery Information
We use Australia Post tracked delivery. To get estimated delivery times in your area, visit the Australia Post Website.
Shipping & Returns
📦 Fast Australia-wide Shipping Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days. We ship mostly via Australia Post with tracking included. Delivery times vary by location (typically 2–7 business days after dispatch; international items take up to 20 business days to arrive).
↩️ 30-Day Returns Policy We offer a 30-day return policy from the date of purchase. Items must be unused and in original condition. Contact us to arrange a return. Please note, returns are not accepted on soaps or custom-made items. Large and oversized items are also excluded from our returns policy due to the significant postage and handling costs involved.
🙋 Quality Guaranteed We're confident in our craftsmanship. If you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right.
Let customers speak for us
I ordered the small Bathroom and Toilet door signs with the French Scroll. I could not be happier they are delightful, just the right size and the French Scroll gIves them just the right amount of class and style. I would highly recommend this company to anyone, what you receive is just perfect !
Love my sign as it added to our precious purchase sign. They look fantastic together and symbolise our two lost fur babies.
Great product. The bookends were heavy, looked amazing and were a well received gift!
Quick delivery especially being over Christmas Time
Very Happy with the sign and workmanship,
Will definitely shop here again 👍
Love this light weight Clock, is a perfect match looks fantastic!!
It was exactly what I wanted for my home! Much appreciated 😄
Absolutely AWESOME!!!! Thank you guys
We absolutely LOVE our new cow clock. I couldn’t wait to hang it on our wall. It’s perfect for our country themed lounge room and It’s light and good quality.
Well made and gorgeous cushion. Lovely fabric and the perfect Christmas gift for my wildlife loving friend.
These remind me of old vintage secateurs - they are easy to use and comfortable handles - really love them and they have been excellent cutting flowers and trimming small branches away. Definitely my favorite pair of secateurs and use them all the time! I had the bird hooks [another purchase from Renmy Store] mounted on a piece of timber and it hangs up outside in my garden utility area - the secateurs hang here on the middle hook and very convenient to grab when out in the garden.
This is so lovely and has been very useful measuring recent rain - it secures well into ground but I decided to use mine inside a tall pot plant and it is attractive addition to the pot plant - and practical giving me an accurate recording of rain. Very easy to pull out the glass cylinder and the metal spiral is secure and strong. Would definitely recommend.
Lovely metal tins and holds a good amount of tea bags. The coffee tin fits a 10 packet of coffee sachets comfortably and tall enough to keep a small pair of scissors inside to cut off the tops of sachets - very convenient having scissors inside the tin. Has a secure lid with seal so it keeps product fresh. Very happy with these bench canisters as they are a perfect size and not overtaking my bench, but large enough to hold good supply of product for everyday use.
Elegant and gorgeous - perfect color for my new kitchen. It holds the 250gm size real butter perfectly with a deep & wide enough base so the lid is well clear of butter getting on edges of lid. I replaced this with my china butter dish because butter was not contained properly and it was always looking messy with butter everywhere. This is perfect and really elegant in style - looks lovely on dining room table when I have guests and so nice I keep it on my kitchen bench. This gorgeous butter dish would suit all styles of kitchens.
Loved supporting an Australian company. Promt delivery and product is great. Will definitely recommend to friends
Love the sign - its perfect for our needs and a bit of a country theme that i wanted. Renee and her hubby always do an amazing job on their signs. Ive been ordering for a couple of years now. Never let me down. They can make anything
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