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Penis Bottle Opener - Vintage Cast Iron 18cm

Penis Bottle Opener - Vintage Cast Iron 18cm

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Regular price $48.95 AUD
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📝 Custom Text & Personalisation Instructions

How to Send Your Custom Text:
At checkout, add your custom wording in the Order Notes section. Alternatively, message us after purchasing. If we don't receive instructions, we'll contact you before starting.

✍️ Text Formatting:
Tell us exactly how you want your text to appear - including capital letters, punctuation, spacing, and line breaks.

  • Examples: "WELCOME TO OUR HOME" or "Est. 2024"
  • Be specific! The clearer your instructions, the better your result.

🎨 Fonts & Images:
Yes! We can change fonts or add simple images. Choose from our range or describe the style you're after when ordering.

❌ Deletions & Changes:
Let us know if you'd like any text or design elements removed or modified from the original.

⏱️ Production & Delivery:

  • Manufacturing: 1-3 business days
  • Posting: Monday to Friday
  • Delivery: Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days
  • Express Post available for faster delivery

👀 Previews:
We don't offer previews for simple text changes. For complex designs, we can provide one computer image for your approval - just request this when ordering. Note: Complex design changes may incur graphic art charges for more than one change after proof is given.

🔧 Hole Drilling (for signs):
Specify drilling locations - e.g., "top corners," "center top," or exact measurements.

🎁 Gift Messages:
Include any gift message and where you'd like it placed.

📄 Tax Invoice:
Let us know if you need a tax invoice with your order.

📌 Other Special Requests:
Share delivery instructions, timing requirements, or any other customization details.

💡 Pro Tip:
More detail = better results! Questions? Contact us after ordering via messages or text Renee at 0414 188 118. We're here to help!

Penis Bottle Opener - Vintage Cast Iron

Add a cheeky touch to your bar or man cave with this vintage-style penis-shaped bottle opener. Crafted from durable cast iron, this unique and humorous bottle opener is perfect for parties, hens nights, and as a long-lasting novelty gift.

Key Features

  • Material: Heavy duty cast iron construction
  • Design: Vintage penis-shaped novelty bottle opener
  • Dimensions: Approximately 18cm x 5cm
  • Function: Sturdy and functional bottle opener
  • Finish: Vintage rustic cast iron finish
  • Durability: Long-lasting quality construction

Perfect For

Hens nights and bachelorette parties, man cave and bar decor, novelty gifts and gag gifts, 21st birthday presents, bachelor parties, unique conversation starters, home bar accessories, gift for friends with a sense of humor.

Styling Ideas

This cheeky cast iron bottle opener is both functional and entertaining. Display on your home bar, in your man cave, or bring it out for parties and gatherings. The vintage cast iron construction ensures it will last for years while providing plenty of laughs. Makes an unforgettable hens night gift or novelty present for someone with a good sense of humor.

Care Instructions

Wipe clean with dry cloth. Cast iron may develop natural patina over time. Keep dry to prevent rust.

NOTE: All orders come with tracking. No Express Postage is available on this item. Most items are posted within 48hrs and delivery can take 3-10 Business Days to arrive. If there are delivery delays we will notify you, orders can't be cancelled once they have been processed and in some rare instances out of stocks can occur so a full refund will be issued if this happens. Unfortunately this item cannot be posted to Norfolk Island, Lord Howe Island, some remote & regional areas.

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Shipping & Returns

📦 Fast Australia-wide Shipping Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days. We ship mostly via Australia Post with tracking included. Delivery times vary by location (typically 2–7 business days after dispatch; international items take up to 20 business days to arrive).

↩️ 30-Day Returns Policy We offer a 30-day return policy from the date of purchase. Items must be unused and in original condition. Contact us to arrange a return. Please note, returns are not accepted on soaps or custom-made items. Large and oversized items are also excluded from our returns policy due to the significant postage and handling costs involved.

🙋 Quality Guaranteed We're confident in our craftsmanship. If you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right.

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International Customers

We can post our Aussie Made Signs and Wall Clocks to the United States, New Zealand and Canada. We've discounted the postage for you and offer Express Postage.

Please note:
Orders posted outside of Australia you will be responsible for any import costs to the shipping carrier, including duties, import taxes, or brokerage / disbursement fees upon delivery. Contact your local government departments for further information. No refunds or returns on international orders will be accepted for any customs bills not paid.