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Man Bod Concrete Planter Pot | Handmade Aussie Made Novelty Hens Night Gift

Man Bod Concrete Planter Pot | Handmade Aussie Made Novelty Hens Night Gift

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Regular price $19.95 AUD
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📝 Custom Text & Personalisation Instructions

How to Send Your Custom Text:
At checkout, add your custom wording in the Order Notes section. Alternatively, message us after purchasing. If we don't receive instructions, we'll contact you before starting.

✍️ Text Formatting:
Tell us exactly how you want your text to appear - including capital letters, punctuation, spacing, and line breaks.

  • Examples: "WELCOME TO OUR HOME" or "Est. 2024"
  • Be specific! The clearer your instructions, the better your result.

🎨 Fonts & Images:
Yes! We can change fonts or add simple images. Choose from our range or describe the style you're after when ordering.

❌ Deletions & Changes:
Let us know if you'd like any text or design elements removed or modified from the original.

⏱️ Production & Delivery:

  • Manufacturing: 1-3 business days
  • Posting: Monday to Friday
  • Delivery: Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days
  • Express Post available for faster delivery

👀 Previews:
We don't offer previews for simple text changes. For complex designs, we can provide one computer image for your approval - just request this when ordering. Note: Complex design changes may incur graphic art charges for more than one change after proof is given.

🔧 Hole Drilling (for signs):
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🎁 Gift Messages:
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📌 Other Special Requests:
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💡 Pro Tip:
More detail = better results! Questions? Contact us after ordering via messages or text Renee at 0414 188 118. We're here to help!

Because every succulent deserves a six-pack! This hilariously charming Handmade Concrete Man Bod Planter Pot is lovingly crafted by Renee in Agnes Water/1770, Queensland. This cheeky man bod figure makes a wonderfully unique planter for a succulent, cactus, or air plant, and doubles as a flower vase for small stems or novelty decorative accent. The ultimate hens night gift, bridal shower present, or just a brilliant laugh for anyone with a great sense of humour. Each one is uniquely handcrafted with a rustic, imperfect finish that enhances its natural charm.

⚠️ Please Note: These are handmade to order. If your item is not already made and ready to send, please allow up to 5 business days for creation before dispatch. We'll get it to you as soon as possible!

Approximate Size: 8.7cm x 7.8cm

Why You'll Love It

  • 💪 Cheeky man bod design — a hilariously fun novelty planter that brings laughter and personality to any shelf or desk
  • 🇦🇺 Australian handmade — individually crafted by Renee in Queensland with love, care, and a great sense of humour
  • 🎨 Paint it your way — arrives in natural raw concrete, ready for you to customise with any colour or finish
  • 🌼 Multi-purpose — succulent planter, flower vase, or novelty decorative ornament
  • 🎁 The ultimate fun gift — perfect for hens nights, bridal showers, birthdays, and anyone who loves a good laugh

🎨 Paint It Your Way — Make Him Uniquely Yours

Your Concrete Man Bod arrives in his natural raw concrete finish — handsome as-is — but he’s also a blank canvas ready for your creative touch! Here are some fun ideas:

  • 💙 Swim shorts & tan lines — paint on a pair of boardies and a tan line for a classic Aussie beach bod look
  • 🔲 Gold metallic — for a luxe, trophy husband finish that catches the light beautifully
  • 🧴 White or chalk paint — for a clean, classic marble statue look
  • 🤸 Superhero costume — paint on a cape and costume for a fun, novelty superhero planter
  • 🎊 Hens night theme — paint in the bride’s wedding colours or add a tiny bow tie for the perfect bridal shower party favour

Use any acrylic, chalk, or outdoor paint for best results. Seal with a clear varnish to protect your finish. Left unpainted, the natural concrete will develop a beautiful aged patina over time — equally charming!

A Living, Breathing Piece

Concrete is a naturally porous material, which means this planter will develop a beautiful patina over time — becoming more characterful with age. Style him on a windowsill with a trailing succulent, pop in a few small flower stems for a fun floral display, or use him on a desk as a novelty ornament. He also makes a brilliant hens night party favour or bridal shower table centrepiece! No two pieces are exactly alike — making yours a truly one-of-a-kind creation.

Product Details

  • Artist: Renee from The Renmy Store
  • Material: Handmade concrete
  • Design: Man Bod
  • Approximate Size: 8.7cm x 7.8cm
  • Finish: Raw natural concrete (paint-ready)
  • Use: Succulent planter, flower vase, or novelty decorative ornament
  • Style: Novelty, Humorous, Quirky, Fun
  • Suitable for: Indoor & outdoor use
  • Origin: Handmade in Queensland, Australia
  • Note: Plants, flowers, and styling items not included.

Perfect For

  • Hens nights, bridal showers, and bachelorette parties
  • Fun birthday gifts for friends
  • Succulents, cacti, and air plant displays
  • Flower vase for small stems
  • Novelty home decor and conversation starters
  • Father’s Day or man cave novelty gifts
  • DIY craft lovers who enjoy painting and decorating
  • Wholesale stockists and gift shops

Bulk & Wholesale

Bulk discounts available the more you buy! Message us with the quantity you need and for any other shapes to save up to 35% OFF for bulk / wholesale prices. Perfect for hens night party favours in bulk!

Shop Renee’s full handmade concrete range — pots & planters, decorative trays, ornaments, candle holders and more: Handmade Concrete Creations

Delivery via Australia Post tracked shipping. Check estimated delivery times here. Please handle with care — concrete is fragile.

Thank you for supporting our small Aussie family business! 💪✨

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Shipping & Returns

📦 Fast Australia-wide Shipping Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days. We ship mostly via Australia Post with tracking included. Delivery times vary by location (typically 2–7 business days after dispatch; international items take up to 20 business days to arrive).

↩️ 30-Day Returns Policy We offer a 30-day return policy from the date of purchase. Items must be unused and in original condition. Contact us to arrange a return. Please note, returns are not accepted on soaps or custom-made items. Large and oversized items are also excluded from our returns policy due to the significant postage and handling costs involved.

🙋 Quality Guaranteed We're confident in our craftsmanship. If you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right.

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International Customers

We can post our Aussie Made Signs and Wall Clocks to the United States, New Zealand and Canada. We've discounted the postage for you and offer Express Postage.

Please note:
Orders posted outside of Australia you will be responsible for any import costs to the shipping carrier, including duties, import taxes, or brokerage / disbursement fees upon delivery. Contact your local government departments for further information. No refunds or returns on international orders will be accepted for any customs bills not paid.