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The Renmy Store

Warning Don't Touch My Shit Rustic Sign | Aussie Made

$19.95 AUD
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FAQ: Custom Text & other special requests information

📝 Custom Text & Personalisation Instructions

How to Send Your Custom Text:
At checkout, add your custom wording in the Order Notes section. Alternatively, message us after purchasing. If we don't receive instructions, we'll contact you before starting.

✍️ Text Formatting:
Tell us exactly how you want your text to appear - including capital letters, punctuation, spacing, and line breaks.

  • Examples: "WELCOME TO OUR HOME" or "Est. 2024"
  • Be specific! The clearer your instructions, the better your result.

🎨 Fonts & Images:
Yes! We can change fonts or add simple images. Choose from our range or describe the style you're after when ordering.

❌ Deletions & Changes:
Let us know if you'd like any text or design elements removed or modified from the original.

⏱️ Production & Delivery:

  • Manufacturing: 1-3 business days
  • Posting: Monday to Friday
  • Delivery: Most orders arrive within 3-7 business days
  • Express Post available for faster delivery

👀 Previews:
We don't offer previews for simple text changes. For complex designs, we can provide one computer image for your approval - just request this when ordering. Note: Complex design changes may incur graphic art charges for more than one change after proof is given.

🔧 Hole Drilling (for signs):
Specify drilling locations - e.g., "top corners," "center top," or exact measurements.

🎁 Gift Messages:
Include any gift message and where you'd like it placed.

📄 Tax Invoice:
Let us know if you need a tax invoice with your order.

📌 Other Special Requests:
Share delivery instructions, timing requirements, or any other customization details.

💡 Pro Tip:
More detail = better results! Questions? Contact us after ordering via messages or text Renee at 0414 188 118. We're here to help!

Warning Don't Touch My Shit Rustic Sign | Aussie Made

Make your point with a grin. Our Warning Don't Touch My Shit Rustic Sign pairs a weathered red WARNING banner with bold black lettering on a distressed cream timber-look background. Designed and made in Australia by our small family-owned team, this acrylic sign brings a cheeky vintage touch to a workshop, garage, shed or home office. It's a printed timber-look design, not a timber sign.

🎨 Standard Design

The supplied design reads “WARNING — DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT” and has square outer corners. Need different wording? Add your requested text in the order notes at checkout or send us a message. If no custom instructions are provided, the standard design will be supplied.

📐 Available Sizes

  • Small: 15 × 9 cm (approx. 5.9 × 3.5 in)
  • Large: 28 × 17 cm (approx. 11 × 6.7 in)
  • X Large: 37 × 22 cm (approx. 14.6 × 8.7 in)
  • XX Large: 50 × 30 cm (approx. 19.7 × 11.8 in)

Need something bigger? Contact us to discuss custom large-format signage.

🪧 Hanging Options

Hanging Sign — metal wire attached at both top corners, ready to hang from a suitable nail or screw.

Plaque Sign — flat plaque with no hanging attachments. Use suitable adhesive or tape, or request pre-drilled holes for fixings.

Choose your style and size from the options at checkout. One acrylic sign is supplied. Lifestyle images show display ideas; visible screws in a mockup do not mean your sign comes pre-drilled.

🔧 Mounting Ideas — Wall, Fence, Gate & More

  • Adhesive or tape: Use suitable heavy-duty outdoor double-sided tape, such as 3M VHB, on a clean, dry, compatible surface.
  • Screws: Request pre-drilled holes and give the exact positions when ordering. Use appropriate fixings for the surface.
  • Command strips: May suit some smooth indoor surfaces within the manufacturer's instructions and weight limits.
  • Letterbox or post: Use suitable outdoor-rated tape or request holes for screws, depending on the surface.

🌱 Stake Mounting — Ground & Roadside Display

For a driveway or garden display, secure the plaque sign to a suitable timber or metal stake. Request pre-drilled holes and specify their positions if using screws or ties. For a no-holes option, apply heavy-duty exterior-grade mounting tape to the back and press it onto a clean, flat stake face. Tape adhesion varies with surface and weather; for high-wind or permanent locations, use suitable mechanical fixings. A 40–50 mm wide flat stake may suit smaller signs; for the 50 × 30 cm size, use a sturdy stake or two supports for stability.

✅ Key Features

  • Rustic red-and-cream distressed timber-look artwork with bold black lettering
  • Acrylic sign with square outer corners; designed for indoor or outdoor display
  • Four sizes, from 15 × 9 cm to 50 × 30 cm
  • Choice of hanging-wire or flat-plaque style
  • Pre-drilled holes available on request for wall, post or stake mounting
  • No-holes plaque mounting option using suitable heavy-duty outdoor tape
  • Designed and made in Australia

🎁 Perfect For

  • Workshops, garages, sheds and tool areas
  • Home offices and craft spaces
  • Man caves and personal spaces
  • Funny gifts for mates, dads and anyone protective of their gear

💬 Popular Sign Wording Ideas

  • Don't Touch My Shit
  • Hands Off My Tools
  • Don't Touch My Stuff
  • Private Workspace
  • Hands Off My Desk
  • Keep Out of My Workshop
  • Do Not Touch My Gear
  • Look, Don't Touch

⚠️ Important Information

DO NOT DRILL or pierce the acrylic yourself as it may crack or be damaged. Request any pre-drilled holes and their exact locations when ordering or message us promptly after placing your order. As our signs are made by our small family team, slight variations may occur; colours may also appear different on screens.

📋 How to Order

Select Hanging Sign or Plaque Sign, then choose your size. Add any different wording or hole positions in your order notes at checkout or send us a message. No instructions? We'll supply the standard “WARNING — DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT” design. Allow up to 3 business days for manufacturing before dispatch.

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Shipping & Returns

📦 Fast Australia-wide Shipping Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days. We ship mostly via Australia Post with tracking included. Delivery times vary by location (typically 2–7 business days after dispatch; international items take up to 20 business days to arrive).

↩️ 30-Day Returns Policy We offer a 30-day return policy from the date of purchase. Items must be unused and in original condition. Contact us to arrange a return. Please note, returns are not accepted on soaps or custom-made items. Large and oversized items are also excluded from our returns policy due to the significant postage and handling costs involved.

🙋 Quality Guaranteed We're confident in our craftsmanship. If you're not happy with your purchase, we'll make it right.

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